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Julie theWife
Julie theWife

Exploring the Holy Trinity of Menopause, Wifery & Career. Kids are gone. Uterus is closed. It's hot in here.

It's Whoreticulture Friday!

Sep 4, 2026

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1 min read

It's Whoreticulture Friday!

And I'm stepping out to trim some grass.

Julie theWife
Julie theWife
The Retaining Wall vs. Me and my tire.

Sep 2, 2026

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3 min read

The Retaining Wall vs. Me and my tire.

Spoiler alert: The wall wins.

Julie theWife
Julie theWife
You can't take me anywhere.

Aug 31, 2026

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2 min read

You can't take me anywhere.

Especially a black-tie optional wedding.

Julie theWife
Julie theWife
Whoreticulture Friday, Issue 2

Aug 28, 2026

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3 min read

Whoreticulture Friday, Issue 2

I've been to Brazil but I'm not Brazilian.

Julie theWife
Julie theWife
Still with my first husband.

Aug 26, 2026

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2 min read

Still with my first husband.

After 35 years, I suppose I'm keeping him.

Julie theWife
Julie theWife
Show me your Pill Planner.

Aug 24, 2026

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3 min read

Show me your Pill Planner.

(You know you have one, you little junkie.)

Julie theWife
Julie theWife
Work trippin'.

Aug 20, 2026

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5 min read

Work trippin'.

But at least I'm doing it in a 3/4 ton truck.

Julie theWife
Julie theWife
Whoreticulture Friday: I'm cheating on my stylist.

Aug 14, 2026

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3 min read

Whoreticulture Friday: I'm cheating on my stylist.

And she knows it.

Julie theWife
Julie theWife
The Other Man in my shirt.

Aug 10, 2026

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4 min read

The Other Man in my shirt.

There is only one guy other than CH who... wait. There are two. Three?

Julie theWife
Julie theWife
Whoreticulture Friday: Love the skin you're in.

Aug 7, 2026

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4 min read

Whoreticulture Friday: Love the skin you're in.

Or spend a lot of money to trick the skin you're in.

Julie theWife
Julie theWife
I'm PostMaloneopausal.

Aug 5, 2026

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3 min read

I'm PostMaloneopausal.

Always tired. Drinking Bud Light. Got 'em sayin' Wow.

Julie theWife
Julie theWife
When blogs go bad.

Aug 3, 2026

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2 min read

When blogs go bad.

aka ADITW was briefly a porn site.

Julie theWife
Julie theWife
Wifers? I'm back.

Aug 1, 2026

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2 min read

Wifers? I'm back.

It's been a minute, people. Actually, it's been 5,259,600 minutes.

Julie theWife
Julie theWife

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