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Ein Tag in der Ehefrau

Oct 9, 2026

Ein Tag in der Ehefrau

A Day in the Wife Goes to Germany.

Going to the Chapel and my Spanx are showing.

Sep 22, 2026

Going to the Chapel and my Spanx are showing.

Dressing for a wedding is now an all-day task.

Whoreticulture Friday, Issue 5

Sep 18, 2026

Whoreticulture Friday, Issue 5

Thoughts on whoring myself out.

Crying over spilled milk.

Sep 15, 2026

Crying over spilled milk.

And paint. And plaster. And caulk. But we're still married.

It's Whoreticulture Friday! Issue 4

Sep 11, 2026

It's Whoreticulture Friday! Issue 4

Let's talk about your biggest organ.

Getting old is hairy business.

Sep 7, 2026

Getting old is hairy business.

It takes a village to manage hair post-menopause.

It's Whoreticulture Friday!

Sep 4, 2026

It's Whoreticulture Friday!

And I'm stepping out to trim some grass.

The Retaining Wall vs. Me and my tire.

Sep 2, 2026

The Retaining Wall vs. Me and my tire.

Spoiler alert: The wall wins.

You can't take me anywhere.

Aug 31, 2026

You can't take me anywhere.

Especially a black-tie optional wedding.